The good news is LSU won its fifth football game of the 2021 season Saturday night, a totally uninspiring 13-point win over 29-point underdog UL Monroe.
The bad news is the 5-6 Tigers are now one game shy of bowl eligibility heading into next Saturday’s regular season finale here in Tiger Stadium vs. Texas A&M.
If Aggies’ head coach Jimbo Fisher doesn’t fill the LSU head coaching vacancy as he said he won’t, the least he can do is beat the Tigers and put this team and this fan base out of its misery
The thought of watching Ed Orgeron, LSU’s fired head coach-in-waiting, getting one more opportunity to make “what are they going to do, fire me twice?” in-game decisions, is nauseating and insulting to all LSU fans who wasted their hard-earned money watching this embarrassing trainwreck.
There’s probably not a program ever that flipped from one of the greatest teams of all-time two years ago with a 15-0 national championship squad to the biggest laughingstock punchline in college football.
If you want to feel bad for somebody, it’s the LSU players. They signed on believing they were joining an elite program that could challenge for SEC titles and national championships.
Instead, they’ve spent the last 21 games playing for a coach who cashed in his lottery ticket massive contract raise a couple of weeks after winning the national championship and decided having a helluva good time was more important than interviewing coaching staff candidates in 2020.
Of course, Orgeron did correct that when hiring for the 2021 staff, but then he hired coaches no one else wanted.
Guess it takes one to know one.
After Orgeron served as LSU’s interim in 2016 for the last eight games of the regular season, schools weren’t lining up to hire him. Then-LSU athletic director Joe Alleva, having been played by coaching candidate Tom Herman’s agent before Herman filled the Texas vacancy, hired Orgeron as a consolation prize.
The best things Orgeron did at LSU was convince quarterback Joe Burrow to transfer from Ohio State and hire relative-unknown Joe Brady who was basically an analyst on the Saints’ staff.
The talent and plan of attack on LSU’s 2019 team was so good that even Orgeron couldn’t screw it up. He was more of a cheerleader and motivator, which are his strengths.
For someone who his players have vowed knows his football Xs and Os inside out, he’s hired coordinators who finally got him fired. And he must be a hands-off coach because all this season he has seemed genuinely surprised at some of his team’s offensive and defensive strategies.
From the opening loss at UCLA all the way through a lousy season that Orgeron apologists have written off to injuries, his postgame assessments made you wonder if he had even glanced at the game plans of first-year coordinators Jake Peetz (offense) and Daronte Jones (defense).
After the 38-27 Sept. 4 loss at UCLA, Orgeron said, “We’ve got to be more diverse. We have to have multiple runs and multiple sets which we didn’t do tonight. That’s going to get fixed immediately.”
He has said stuff like that all season. After every loss, after every game where it appeared the Tigers were adequately prepared, his standard statement has been “I’m responsible for the performance of this team, I’ve always been responsible, and I always will be.”
The first time Orgeron said it, it seemed like a noble fall-on-the-sword statement. Now, after he has said it in almost every media opportunity, it’s like a fall into a pile of coaching buyout cash manta.
Saturday’s 27-14 win for the Tigers, whose four and three-star rated backups should have destroyed the visiting Warhawks, was an accurate sample of this season.
After all, the rest of the SEC blew up scoreboards Saturday in their other four store-bought wins . Tennessee leveled South Alabama 60-14, No. 1 Georgia blitzed Charleston Southern 56-0, No. 25 Mississippi State hammered Tennessee State 55-10 and Texas A&M erased Prairie View A&M 52-3.
Instead, after LSU scored on its first possession, which it has done several times this season, the Tigers’ offense stumbled around, gained a lot of inconsequential yardage and in this case hit on TD passes of 67 and 42 yards against athletically overmatched defensive backs.
Even when LSU safety Jay Ward’s interception at the ULM 33 set the table for the Tigers’ offense, it took LSU eight plays to settle for a 27-yard Cade York field goal for a 10-0 lead early in the second quarter.
UL Monroe’s offense, not exactly a juggernaut averaging 22.1 points, scored twice and had two possessions end on failed fourth downs at the LSU 1 on ULM’s second possession of the game and at the LSU 2.
“It seemed like we could never throw the knockout punch,” Orgeron said. “We never had a chance to throw it. Give them (UL Monroe) credit. They kept playing.”
LSU? Not so much.
In the fourth quarter, the Warhawks outgained LSU 138 to 24.
If ULM wide receiver Adam Sparks doesn’t overthrow quarterback Rhett Rodriguez who was wide-open for a 2-yard TD pass that would have cut the Tigers’ lead to 24-14 with 12:18 left to play, LSU may have been staring at a one-possession game in the final five minutes.
In the end, the three hours of futility was just another example why the last thing the Tigers need is to play on the lowest rung of the SEC bowl ladder.
The 15 extra bowl practices won’t help a freshman class which already has plenty of game experience.
A bowl certainly isn’t a reward for the seniors, especially NFL prospects like Damone Clark, Neil Farrell Jr., Glen Logan and Ed Ingram who would welcome the rest before beginning training for the NFL combine.
The sooner Orgeron packs his stuff and moves on and the sooner this season ends the better.
And whoever LSU athletic director Scott Woodward hires better know how to handle success and understand how to build on it.
Orgeron, 10-11 since collecting a national championship and about to depart with $16.9 million worth of financial security for life, certainly didn’t care to construct something long-term.
He got his ring and his cash and he’s ecstatic laughing all the way to the bank.
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I have read and enjoyed your LSU writings for many years. Sometimes I think you are too harsh. But in this column you have voiced my thoughts. I think Woodwards greatest mistake was not firing Orgeron sooner, for cause, due to a combination of incompetence, entitlement, total lack of effort, or giving a damn about his job. I have gone frim loving this guy to detesting him for the damage he has caused LSU.
I also agree, I have been foolishly optimistic, regarding Coach O. I am ashamed to admit it but instead of realizing, certain aspects of his coaching, that I found questionable, I accepted the “good ole boy” perspective instead. He was at the helm of what I honestly believe, was the best NCAA football team of all time. If not the best, certainly in contention with just a single hand count! I suppose I have wanted that level of success for too long and I willingly overlooked the nucleus of players who made that team happen! We had a combination including coaches that only come around once in an era. I don’t know who is the best candidate for HC but I hope whomever is selected will be thoroughly dedicated to LSU! Being a good businessman is a great attribute but dedication to success is what dynasties are built on! thank you for your ongoing contributions and Happy Holidays!
I agree with most of what you wrote Ron. However, saying that “the least he (Jimbo Fisher) can do is beat the Tigers and put this team and this fan base out of its misery” is utterly nuts — totally off base. Hoping LSU will lose to TAM in Tiger Stadium will not put Tiger fans out of their misery, but rather will make their misery even deeper, not to mention the negative impact on LSU’s recruiting in Texas. Orgeron did not handle success well and these last two seasons have been sickening. But please, writing a comment like that is juvenile. You are a better sports columnist than that.
Sorry, but this team does not need to go to a bowl.
And LSU may not, even if they beat TAM. But I encourage you to keep the broader picture in mind (recruiting) and the dozen+ LSU players who have continued to play with effort and pride — Clark, Besh, Davis-Price, Farrell, Roy, M. Smith, etc.
The seniors are playing for pro contracts. As far as recruiting, it’s not my job to write “positive” to help LSU recruit. Recruits really don’t care who in the media writes whatever. All recruits care about is playing time, if a program can develop them into a pro prospect and if a program has a chance to win conference and national championships.
Ron, you are a total negative ass not just in this column, but in most columns you write. No matter the subject, you find the negative. You must be a sad soul. Apparently, old age is getting to you.
No Bill, I just don’t care to paint rosy pictures of crap. Men’s basketball team is playing great. Women’s basketball is getting better every game. Gymnastics and baseball should have a chance at strong runs. But I’m not going ignore a crappy football team that has the talent to be good but isn’t because of a coach who decided to mail in it after getting his big lottery ticket contract. It’s an insult to every fan who donates money for the right to buy tickets and then have to buy them to watch such a poorly prepared college football team. I feel sorry for the players. If that’s being a negative ass, I can live with that. I’ve been called worse. And by the way, nice job taking a shot at me because of my age. That’s the great part of getting old. When you get old, you don’t give a damn about what people think of you or your opinion. As another loser coach once said, have a great day!